Heaven and Hell

Heaven and Hell

Heaven's a place with a shortage of books
It has know-it-all cooks
And they play country music

Hell is a place filled with elegant birds
And Vivaldi is heard
When the daylight is fading

Heaven's for those who adore premieres
Or who bore you to tears
With that film "Casablanca"

Hell lets you safely drink beer by the jar
You can play air guitar
Without anyone laughing

Hell is a place free of worry and woe
And wherever you go
You are welcome and wanted

I'm not deceived by religion, my friend
When it comes to the end
I know which place I'd choose!