Honey, I skinned the cat!

Honey, I've skinned the cat

Oh MY GOD!!
What have you done??

I'm sorry honey,
It thought it'd be fun -

Fun? FUN!?
Are you mad?

Oh, honey please,
please don't go MAD!

But look at Tiddles,
Look at his fur!
He's like a plucked chicken -
But one that purrs

Oh Honey, I'm sorry
The cat asked me to!

Yea right, and there's
That pig that flew&;#8230;

What can I do?
What can I say?
I didn't mean it
To end this way&;#8230;

Oh for Tiddles' sake
You stupid man!
Go get some glue
I'll do what I can&;#8230;

You what? You're mad
You can't do that!
You can't stick fur
Back on the cat!!