How We Hate Your Valleys

HOW WE HATE YOUR VALLEYS (OH WALES)

If it was up to me
And not nobody else
I'd make sure completely
That nobody'd be Welsh

'Cos I think it's tight
To make people eat leeks
All day and all night
And for days and for weeks

I'd ban red rugby jumpers
And people called Dai
And I'd throw water on holiday homes
And towel them dry

How we hate your valleys
Oh Wales, oh Wales
How we hate your valleys
And frogs legs and snails
And Cardiff City Football Club
Yeah, that's who we'd snub

And I'd kill Aled Jones
And some other Jones' too
I wonder who that could be
If only you knew

And I'd ban Pontypool
And I'd ban Pontypridd
And I'd cut down the Severn Bridge
And then torture your kids

How we hate your valleys
Oh Wales, oh Wales
How we hate your valleys
And frogs legs and snails
And Cardiff City Football Club
Yeah, that's who we'd snub