Since I was we (wee)

Since I was we (wee):

I've always had these red slippers
Took them with me
when I cleared off
made other homes
glad there's no place like

No one raises an eyebrow
When I play piano with two left hands
Disappear for days with Charles Bukowski
Dunk gherkins in mayonnaise
Drink my coffee
To wake the dead
There's always exactly the same amount
of Salad Cream that I thought there was
(last time I checked)
and I don't feel cold nights
when a dark shape (from under the bed or in) sneaks the duvet
and its my bed.

I won't be clicking my heels together.