Man, I have to change my woman

Man, I have to change my woman
She's driving me insane
She's posted our relationship
On every Internet discussion board.

Tell her one thing, find she's online
The next; no us or we in her vocabulary
Just I - I made this relationship she says
On every Internet discussion board.

'Cept I won't stick around
If she don't need me
Won't be no prize turkey for her to display
On every Internet discussion board.

So say it's over
That I've upped and run
Tell them your turkey's cut the cord
On every Internet discussion board.