The mini sagas

Football Crazy

Cursed with youthful looks, the only way for me to gain the respect I
was due was to enhance the ageing process. I painted my luxurious mane
with invisible ink, rendering myself quite bald. Unfortunately, several
Premiership footballers had the same idea, and my life is now a living
hell.

Santa's Diet

Santa has gone on a diet. He had been getting a little porky recently
so he decided to shed a few pounds. He felt it would be good for his
heart and make him more efficient at Christmas. He told me this from my
chimney where he is currently wedged.