Modern Female Dominant

Modern Female Dominant by Neil McCall

My chambers are discreet, and imperiously correctional;
With implements replete, and mirrors bi-directional,
My tawsing's quite terrific, and my caning's more than competent,
I am the very model of a modern female dominant!

So let's get down to business, we have no time to be sociable;
No touching, no relieving and my tribute's non-negotiable.
My thighs are thick as tree-trunks and my breasts are over-prominent,
I am the very model of a modern female dominant!

Now bend over the birching stool and count up to a million,
Then with a wax and razor you can have a male Brazilian;
You'll find that pain and pleasure are incurably concomitant,
I am the very model of a modern female dominant!

Though wives often accuse me of inciting men to deviate,
They've often caused the symptoms which I'm seeking to alleviate,
So recommend my website, and I'll return the compliment,
I am the very model of a modern female dominant!