Morals

The moral of this story? Always check your zip is down when you
pee.

The moral of this story? Always ask for ID on the way home.

The moral of this story? Never try a mid-air summersault on to your
bed.

The moral of this story? Never down a pint of Vodka before going on a
rollercoaster

The moral of this story? No one loves you at 3am.

The moral of this story? It's not big and it's not clever.

The moral of this story? It's not big.

The moral of this story? Sleeping with the boss is great!

The moral of this story? A threesome with the boss and her boyfriend is
painful.

The moral of this story? Get morals for next time