My Least Favourite Things

Snotters and gobbers and whiskers on kittens
Post drinking punch-ups by Benidorm Britons
Daily Mail headlines about anything
These are a few of my least favourite things

Adverts and Tesco's and Christmas and pigeons
Pompous pronouncements from heads of religions
Thatcher and think-tanks who damn from right wing
These are a few of my least favourite things

Jeremy Clarkson and cancers and tumours
Gossiping gobshites with no sense of humour
Last night's prawn balti through this morning's ring
These are a few of my least favourite things