My money disappeared!

My money disappeared!

'I'm flat broke mum,' I howl and cry,
'You just got your allowance so I don't see why,'
'Someone must have stolen it yesterday!'
She replies, 'Aren't you getting carried away?'
'No, I only bought a few designer clothes!'
'You have to be growing a Pinocchio nose!'
'And a CD player, that's all!'
'A CD player? Your amount of money would fall!'
'Give me more, just a bit of cash!'
Then I hear her tongue lash,
As she tells me not to lie,
'I know you've spent it all!'
She angrily cries,
And I say, 'Your tale is too tall!'
She says, 'No more money from me!'
And I'm still flat broke with no money.

Dedicated to the wise spenders of England (the special few)