New age wonder

One is enough, two is too many and three is never enough, that is
what they say. Personally I find twelve is usually enough. It's never
dull, always delivers and never disappoints. As sure as night follows
day, drinking makes you drunk. You can rely on it. When you drink a lot
you have to learn to tolerate the sober, they're a judgmental and timid
lot but I feel one should adopt a caring approach and lead by example.
They do have some funny ideas on life but you can't blame a person for
being odd. It's not easy being a drinker, its hard graft and not
everyone can hack it. To really excel you need a good tutor. If you are
a novice don't despair, there is plenty of good work you can do on your
own, remember, to succeed in anything, the ratio is 1\% inspiration,
99\% perspiration.

You don't have to see a ghost to know its there, you become aware of
it through an ancient receptor deep in the heart. A man who was born
blind had his sight enabled through surgery. After the operation his
eyes worked normally but he was not able to interpret the information
striking his retinas, it took years for him to learn how to understand
vision. It is the same for our mystic senses, First we must enable them
and then learn to use them, to interpret the information passing
through them. We can enable these senses through crystal magic. Under
the earth's pressure, these carbon deposits have crystallized and
formed into hard rocks, each one containing its own measure of
vibrating power. It is important to find your own personal crystal, one
that resonates in harmony with your waves. Don't be afraid to
experiment with various rocks, as you change and grow, so must your
crystal. After time your crystal(s) may weaken and can be re-energized
by placing it \ them on a tray and holding them up to the sky during
thunderstorms. For extra charge, stand on a lay line. You may wish to
give your stone a name and make a special box or pouch for protection
and ease of transport. Better still you can bind it with leather or
wire and hang it around the neck. This makes it easily accessible, is a
signal to like minded healers that you have seen the light, and leaves
the door open for an exchange of interesting crystal stories.
Whatever your choice, remember, don't rush it, mother nature didn't!
But seriously, there are a growing number of procurers around the
country who can offer you friendly help and advice in the search for
your stone so take your time, you may wish to consult the tarot,
alternatively, runes.