Next Stop Hell

Next Stop Hell

I'm on the journey of a lifetime
On the Greyhound Bus to Hell
I've bought several one-way tickets
So why not come along as well!

There are empty seats beside me
And there's lots of room to spare
So, come on, why don't you join me
You'll enjoy it, once you're there

We're driving down life's highway
I see the life I knew pass by
There is only one requirement
And that's, to travel, you must die

But it's worth it, I can tell you
For the driver even pays the toll
And the ticket costs so little
Just one pathetic soul

So come along, you wont regret it
My fellow passengers are great
There are lawyers here and judges
From every single State

There are murderers and car thieves
And politicians too
Yep, all the sorts of people
Who'd get on well with YOU

So pack your bags and let's go
You know it could be swell
Don't miss the offer of your lifetime
Hold-on tight please, next stop Hell!