Nursery crimes

Twinkle twinkle little star at night some bastard stole my
car,
up above the sky so bright the muggers are at work tonight,
jingle jingle all the way a burglar robbed my house today,
little boy who lives down the lane have you just robbed for crack
cocaine?,
all the kings horses and all the kings men arresting me for dope
again,
nursery rhymes don't seem so real as pros and punters do their
deal,
rhyme has no meaning where reasons don't rhyme surreal as this life is
we just bide our time,
and we tell all our children that santa is real and the world is their
oyster their fish finger meal,
but the truth is much harder as they soon shall find for natures true
beauty is marred by mankind.