Pointless Questions and cynical answers

Pointless Questions and cynical Answers

Carrots help you see in the dark
Or light bulbs
Would you jump off a cliff if your friends did?
I'd be lonely if I didn't
Size doesn't matter
I can't travel in a model plane
A leopard can't change its spots
I'm not a leopard

I won't polish the bottom of my shoes
I won't refill a broken pen
I won't pray to the Roman Gods
I don't believe in them

Smoking may well kill you
So might nuclear war