Things you should know about Christmas

1. The advent calendars = wish triggers
2. Amazon stocks the helpful elf book
3. The haulage company requires a tip
4. Parachuted presents arrive to Excel
5. We all know Mrs Claus does everything – send bottles of Baileys
6. The factory fairies hate overtime - keep them going with carrots on sticks
7. Cook the bird next to its eggs, its pretty
8. Always press play on the incidental music