Undisguising don Ignacio

Undisguising don Ignacio (Rats to that!!)

From what I understand by reading this "piece", don Ignacio, a Woody
Allen look alike, with a flabby stomach to boot or some such creature
has in the general course of events and by taking the pill suddenly
emerged speaking with a mixture of Austrian, Australian and Italian
American accent. His usual liking for "hot chicks" that only speak with
exclamatory sentences has fortunately remained unchanged or he wouldn't
be able to cope with his raising popularity among such females. That he
wanted to undergo such process of transformation was apparently
triggered by his desire to get out of his depressed state. Such state
for what I understand being caused by his lacking of the (apparent)
"magical masculine quality" of the (Spanish) boy of the story (Siesta
Time) that deemed him a "chick magnet" (but tasteful!). It seems that
don Ignacio's feebleness with the Spanish language (as he readily
confesses) has led him to consider other options in accents hence his
above mentioned choices.

Morale: chicks usually prefer muscles to brains - any time! - if you
don't believe it, ask any rooster in the nearest farm.