Valium

Cut me up cut me up cut me up wont you
Slice me up slice me up slice me up have a chew
I'm insane I'm insane I'm insane so are you
God my mind god my mind god my mind

Isn't perspex pretty
Like a well-kept hairdo
I'll be snorting silicon
Until I'm fluently Urdu
Such beautiful houses
Built for ugly people
You can spay my mind
Watch it limp like a cripple

Where's my .45 .45 I love you
Where's my painkiller painkiller have a few
Help yourself help yourself help yourself won't you
I just can't I just can't I just can't

I'm such a violent pacifist
I married Germaine Greer
Just to prove I'm a feminist
Let's all pretend I'm queer
Homo-sapian solitude
Rubic cube drove us mad
Such a happy fresh ape
We swapped the stickers instead

I am so relieved
Thankyou for your time