What not to wear

1. Nothing (for a start)
2. Thongs (wear granny pants! be free!)
3. Garters (ping!)
4. A suit on the beach (or a bikini to a business meeting)
5. Extra ears (??)
6. Too much fake tan (it's not halloween- you don't have to look like a
pumpkin)
7. A power-blue tracksuit ('nuff said)
8. A pentacle in a church (oops)
9. Tighty-whities (just...don't. and if you're going to then don't TELL
ME)
10. Fake hair (*whoosh* where did that breeze come from?)