Xerox the Pinkslip and Attach to the Blue form

Well my doctor is a sadist, but he knows my cure
He said xerox the pink slip, attach it to the blue form
How I love him my doctor, what a gentleman and a friend
Haven't seen him for a weekend, maybe he's dead on the floor
Let's be honest have you ever tried to photocopy yourself?
Just sit on the light and let the bulb do the rest?
What a malarky and what chaos, I've misplaced my stapler
Carbon copies are covered, with the writings of a tea break
scrawl
Let's face it tea is your best friend when a kettle whistles we
come
Any sugar? Well yes thanks just two because I am just sweet
enough
Yes I went home to my wife, she asked me about my day
I said I filed and smiled and dephiled my contempt away
In a cabinet, under S, for scrutiny, but she asked, what I had
done
I said I had to xerox the pink slip and attach it to the blue
form
In a desk job the key to survival is to ensure a fair parity
However after walking around with my zipper half down I was just a
hilarity
I remember the day, it was a tuesday day, that I married beurocracy, my
wife.