You're sooo cute...from far away

He stands there from a distance
I only see him at his side
He looks so good in that cap and shades
I'll soon find out what they hide

His big jacket makes him so muscular
He doesn't take it off for a reason
Those baggy pants, and swelled up shoes
Are not worn for fashion of the season

You know how they talk with covered mouths
He hasn't heard of Lip Ice, see
The other hand stays under his armpit, great
To stop the smell from getting to me!

If you ever come accross this type of guy
Keep your head AWAY from your heels, okay
And if he has the nerve to come over, don't be shy
To tell him how sooo cute he looks...from far away