Zits in the mnirror

I'm a teenage lad and my zits are bad,
"Nothing to worry about" says my old Dad
I pick them, I roll them, I even eat them
I'm not fussy,however pussy
My Dad caught me with my arse cheeks open
The spots were down there as well
With a flick of the razor I slice them off
Still,no-one sees those down there on my hairless butt
As my bap cheeks were held open my dog licked my hole to my
surprise
I thought it was my Dad as he often tries
The tounge straffed left and right I writhered in delight
Dog breath versus my own boy-aroma
We don't buy any bog role anymore
Our dog enjoys the job,Dad finishes -and I'm sore!