The love song of J. Alfred Cthulhu

THE LOVE SONG OF J. ALFRED CTHULHU

A face full of scaly green tentacles
Is one reason I don't have a girlfriend.
Getting a date for me takes miracles.
That's mainly why I started to attend
The local Love-craft Dating Agency.
"Looks aren't everything." Is their motto.
I told them I'm into insanity
And madness. They said their files would soon show
If there was a partner out there for me.
There was too. A young blind girl met with hugs,
Kisses, flowers, gifts of necromancy?.
But her madness was a band led by Suggs,
Not the gibbering derangement enforced
By me on her dad when we got divorced.

Arthur Chappell