By big stu
Summary: This is for today's ladies who ( I think ) have a tough job keeping their men happy.
No pressure to just lose some weight
And shed a pound or two
Those ladies in the magazines
I'm afraid don't look like you.
No pressure to just dye your hair
And make yourself look good
Or get it styled like on TV
Because you think you should.
No pressure to just look so good
To dazzle and look your best
To impress him all hours of the day
Though your body may protest.
No pressure to just nip and tuck
To get that perfect smile
To cut away all excess fat
Your body to restyle.
No pressure to just lie right back
And spread those legs out wide
To satisfy him every night
And take it in your stride.
No pressure to just boost his pride
And applaud his every word
Though the stuff that pours out from his lips
May seem at best absurd!