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2 Wheels each side
It can't even take you for a ride
4 tiny metal walls
Inside you see how bloody small
Raining on the roof
Sounds like clopping hoofs
A faint smell of gas
the cupboard's full of trash
Cushions double for a bed
Not enough room even for your head
Curtains are a horrible colour
Can the decor be much duller
Strange sort of lighting
Why can't it be more exciting
The shower is a dribble
To make it work is such a fiddle
Very little hanging space
Nowhere to put your empty case
A holiday here to stay
So be happy at least for the day
Everything is really such a cram
But we truly don't care
Let's just enjoy our caravan