the one i love

Pen is a man who is very bizarre
Once I visited him in my car
I went in his house and we went up the stairs
He took off his clothes; I saw his underwear
Lo and behold! A pink silky bra,
And knickers to match - I exclaimed 'ARGH!'
Under the grits was a big straining bulge,
It was something in which I would later indulge.
But first came a tear and his pants became threads,
His manhood was throbbing as he lay on the bed,
"Join me!" he declared "and I'll give you some LURVE."
"No thanks" I responded "I'd rather observe."
While he clutched his truncheon I backed out of the door,
And ran far away till his house was no more!