F: the fairy tale of Fairy Tales

Once upon a time there was a girl,
who grew,
not into a beautiful princess,
but just grew,
to around 5ft 2,
or 3,
to be exact
-ish.

She did not meet and marry a prince;
she DID marry,
but divorced since.

She did not live 'happy ever after',
what thought, in real life, could be dafter!