Pregnancy from a child's point of view!

LET ME OUT

I can't stretch, I can't move
I'm swimming in wine
I've been here too long
It's well past my time

You groan and you moan
" Stop wriggling about"
It's all right for you
But I just want OUT

I'm getting too big
My time must be due
I'm getting fed up
Of being stuck here with you

You're the size of a cow
You're getting too plump
The weight you've put on
Has gone right to your rump

It's so claustrophobic
It's so hard to breathe
Nine months is too long
I'm ready to leave

Please let me out!
There's not enough room
I've been here too long
In your warm, comfy womb