The Growth Of Malcolm

We did not go
To Thralton Toys and Models
Even though my Dad
Had said
Because you see
He tricked me
And we went
To Thralton Hospital
Instead.
And then my Dad he told me
Before he tried to hold me
Awkwardly
That I was to have
An operation
To remove a partially inflamed mole
From my lower back
By a man
Dressed in a white coat
Who was not quite black
And as this man lead me
through the wobbly rubber doors
He said:
'Don't worry Malcolm
You will soon be rid
Of this monstrous carbuncle'
And then he told me that
A man called Bob
Was my Uncle