One said to the other

Part 1

One boob said to the other "my word it is hot in here" and spontaneously burst into
flames. The ash was collected and posted off to a small man who looks after the dust that collects. In his pots he distributed the ash and was satisfied with his work went to bed.

Early the next morning a letter fell through the small man's door. It was an invitation to
a party where there would be fun and nice things going on. Instantly the small man
started to make a costume. Hard he worked all day and by sun set he had created the most amazing pair of socks to ever be made. Wearing them with pride he marched down the road to the bus stop so he would be able to travel to his party. Unfortunately he didn't see the drain cover and slipped through the holes.

He was swept away to the sea and found a large fish who agreed to take him to his
wildest dreams. so, off they went, socks and all...

Part 2
The small man socks were unfortunately made of sugar and syrup so quickly dissolved leaving the poor small man all but naked. The fish didn't mind too much as he spends most of his time under water and naked. Swimming in pyjamas is very difficult so they decided not to go to sleep that night but go in search of adventure, who as it turns out was on the look out for them.

Early that morning the hapless couple stumbled on a large pile of sea weed that had
unexpectedly come loose from its grounding and was in a really bad mood, that wee
weed was flailing at anything that came in its path. A slight skirmish ensued and to all our luck the short man survived the sucker like attack and continued on his way to
discover his dreams.

As the fish, (who wouldn't reveal his name for copy right issues) and small man headed in to open water the fish turned and said." What is it that you dream of when you sleep?" Scratching his rather small forehead the small said very little for a very long time. Then as the couple approached the great barrier reef he said, "I see great things of untold sparkle and shine, Mounds of joy piled up on top of happy moments.
Sometimes I find myself swimming in the air with a great rainbow of love preceding me to my goal."

The fish was content with this and made a mad dash for a crack in the reef that had just appeared...