Plane survival

One day there were two little boys and they were going for a trip... No, you’ve it all wrong...There were loads of men going on a trip and someone said would you like to go on Survival trips. And they all said “yes!” but one said, “No, yes, no, yes”. Oh well let’s go on to the next chapter anyway. (The People are called Fred, George, Sam, Nick, Caleb, Ciaran, Owen, Zoë (the Dog) and Pepsi (The Guinea Pig))

CHAPTER 1

They went in a big plane that could do stunts and had fire for the decoration and they said are you ready to go. “No, yes, no, yes, no. I’m not ready to drop in the plane it’s too scaaaarrrryyyyy”
“Okay we’re ready to go” shouted Fred (The Driver)
“Look bullets” Sam screamed (The Stupid one)
“Okay let’s go!” Fred replied

“What does this button do? Wooooaaahhhhh!” shouted Sam
“We’re Doing Loop-The-Loop!” Screamed George (The Waiter)
“Okay we’re going into the World’s most special tree”
“No, you’ve got it all wrong again”
“No, we’re gonna have some juice drinks Okay, we’re gonna grab some fizzy drinks”
“Now we’re gonna fly through this hot air”
“Err, I think the plane’s on fire”
“Yeah the plane grabbed the electricity post ages ago”
“Does that mean we’re dead?”
“Noooooo!”
“Okay now we just need to drift off to sleep and have a nice drink”
“No, we need to watch Black Beauty on the TV”
“I hate Black Beauty. We need to drive this plane anyway. We also need to get a hamster”
“No, we don’t need a hamster and there is no pet shop near here, anyway.”
“Tell me a story then”.
“Okay.”, Said Fred, “This is the story, there was once a skeleton. The end.”
“The End? Is that all?”
“No I have got some special documents to show you”
“You’ve got it all wrong. We are in a plane and we do not tell stories. So let’s just drive the plane!”
“Let’s just drift to sleep again”
”No”, Said Fred, “We have got to fly this plane or we are going to crash”
“Let’s just stop off and have a fizzy drink again”
“Noooooo! I hate fizzy drinks”.
Suddenly a big hairy purple and pink thing came up to the plane, grabbed it with its tentacles, and tried to eat it because it looked like an ice cream. “Hey it’s an ice cream monster.”
“You got it all wrong again. That’s my grandma!” George said.

CHAPTER 2

And the great big grandma ate the plane, with all the people on it. Then grandma said:

“BURP!”

Then the plane was spat out. Amazingly all the people on board were Okay, but they had sick all over them. Yuk! The guinea pig, Pepsi ran around in his cage, squeaking, and Zoë barked and jumped! Everybody was running around like Pepsi, but crazier!
Then Fred took of from the woods and said to grandma:

“PLRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!”

“So where’re we going?” asked Sam
“Home!” replied Fred
“Never ‘eard of that before,”

CHAPTER 3

“Oh no!” Exclaimed Fred “The engine’s cutting out! Everybody take cover!”
The plain crashed on a mysterious island with a jungle.
“What’re we gonna do?” asked Owen
“We’ll sleep in the plain today and explore tomorrow,” replied Fred
“Wheee” squeaked Pepsi
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Next morning they looked for food. They found a big bunch of yellow bananas and ripe pineapples, but a wolf came to their kitchen ate them all up. Then everybody ran and fell into a ditch. The wolf came to try to eat the friends and Zoë the dog barked very loudly and rescued them. She fought the wolf off and dug a hole so they could all escape. “Well done Zoë!” they all said.

They found another plane flying and they waved their arms to get attention. The plane landed. The pilot said “Hi, who are you?”
Fred said, “We are from England. Can you give us a lift home please?”
The pilot, who was called Jim, was also from England. He said, “Of course I will give you lift, if I can fit you all in.”
Everyone squeezed into the back of the plan and Jim made the plan take off. They flew for a long time until they found a shortcut, and then they saw the airport. They were home!

THE END