Before Women's Magazines...

How did people manage sex
In the days before women's magazines?
Was the first big bang worth the effort?
Did Adam satisfy Eve?
In the days before '19' and 'Cosmo'
Did they know what an orgasm was?
Who first discovered the G-spot?
Was 'Eureka!' the first response?
Was there a cave-dwellers' Soho
Where single cavemen lurked?
Without a compatibility test,
How did marriages work?
Where did a girl buy suspenders
To drive her man wild with desire?
And was the first vibrator
A discovery better than fire?
How was it people managed sex
Without being told what to do?
Did we lose our primal knowledge
As we evolved and grew?
Today we can read magazines
On every sexual aspect
But keeping quiet about the act
Is an option we don't have left.