How Much Are Flights To Shanghai?

No idea. Probably around 800 to 900, depending on where you wanna go!

Disneyland Shanghai would be great! Only 2,375 yen a night, which is 17 pounds!

Flights will be cheap due to the coronavirus crisis.

No one’s flying. They‘re desperate for customers.

Disneyland in Japan would be even better.

Or you could go to Turkey after all, as long as the restrictions are lifted?

What about a week in Wuhan, followed by one week in Timbuctou?!

Masks included of course, all inclusive! (I have always wanted to go to Timbuctou and now Wuhan is finally on the map I want to go there as well)

It’s Covid 19 free now, lol.

Great, I’ll have two weeks in Wuhan, mask free, followed by a cruise up and down the Yangtze River!!!

(And now all of a sudden Exotic locations are coming thick and fast)

Followed by a Szechuan Special in Chengdu, and a few months in a Sinkiang concentration camp!!!

My wife said, “Can I come?”

Yes, if you don’t mind being forced to learn Mandarin and lose all your personal possessions!