Cup and saucer

Here we sit on the larder shelf
These damp conditions can't be good for our health.
Engraved "To the Happy Couple"-A Wedding gift,
Now we just sit here after a fucking great tiff.
I have dust on my handle the saucer is chipped
The so-called Happy Couple have finally flipped
I think we will run away to China Town,
Where forgotten crockery settles down