Xaquesquesque

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Xaquesquesque

In the Province of Xaquesquesque, the newly appointed governor, Comte
Circuscaucaus was going through manual of rhetoric, in which
orthography was butchered by other symbols that appeased the art of
deity, fond of inversions. A psychic perfidy of masochistic carnations
was the full stop, the comma, the hyphens, the semicolons, those vulgar
hyphens and those absolute parenthesizes. Through eons of
Xaquesquesqueness, these incarnations came to be identified with each
part of the slaughtered of entrails of swine, earmarked as a
sacrificial offering for the God/ess Armsmars; she entered the minds of
the warriors of Xaquesqueque as possessions of war.

A cunning vizier called Ibisgetstollamor, by a spark of tumescence,
which blossomed even the flowers that no new spring, developed these
rhetorical symbols into ecstasies of applied climaxes. The
proliferation of these inversions had wide range possibilities as
disunited fields of sententiousness. Xaquesquesque logos became
demarcations of nullified positions, of space, time, meaning and the
entire art of writing into symbolic exchanges that had an obvious
misrepresentation as the tense that dislocated time and actions as
subterfuges between the periphery and the core.

Ibisgetollamor became celebrated as seer of creative ideologies, having
roots within the different stems of letters as well as those which can
be altered by the art of the deity using other symbols of rhetorical
inventions.

In the war of worlds called cuckolding euphemism, the war within words,
bruised egos of Cricuscaucus and Irisgetstollamor got entangled in fits
called WarraW duel. This ultimately left only a portion of limbs
remaining sacrosanct as liquefied embers now spilling on the section
called decrepitude of the totem: the relic of Armsmars.

Centuries of cycles intonated the history of time. Quicksilver by
brilliant exegesis churned the entire rhetoric symbols as metaphors of
unification called the Demos -Polis and his twin Silverities wrote
fictions under the autograph -the census.

The commentary on the same is available due to its careful preserving
in an idiom: the capsule within the history of writing.

Thus all the full stops that delineate one sentence from another would
exactly amount the number of people who would populate the earth. A few
exceptions would be permissible due to errors of illegitimate
grammatical inflections. Thus there might be one less, or one more or
many as more.

Comma was a strange musical instrument played by God Hypnos and certain
rhythms overpower the orthodox nature of Hypnos and thus occur a
transmigration of his form into Thanatos. In the psychic library of
sleep, the word dream awoke the spell of the quisling called dream.
Dream and sleep deduced an axiom that the number of commas used in the
world would represent the number of those in sleep; connoting a
negative value would amount to the number awaking in dreams. It was
also decided to dictatorially intervene in case of those who violated
the norm of the comma in grammar. Punishment was meted through a
magazine called Hand in Fist, with a Nome deplume, A.K. 47.

The number of colons could be used for computing a fictional universe
where the philosophy of gender would be reduced into a literature that
would accommodate the twin head of Janus containing the Logos as the
root and Lexis as the fruit. The entire ideological divide between them
would call for caution of the exercise of democracy as the Veto
pentagram or consensus catharsis of the orient-occident now enlarged
into a neologism the Oxerient. Self-contained violations within can be
reduced to charges of hearsay called the combustible or
cryogenic.

Prometheus calculated that the entire number of Hyphens could amazingly
yield to the wishes of the human. The only obstruction was the art of
fire, now seeking an unvisited pasture called immortality. Silly
celebrities within the regime of the Hyphenated sought other punitive
measures like dieting, anorexia, severe and painful exercising,
laughing, Yoga, pleasure acrobatics, acute pressures and others became
grotesque caricatures of limited feet called by pipe smoking men as
fetish. Others within the hyphen are ill fed, undernourished, sick,
etc. A demagogue iconoclast smashes the huge relic called the Bamien
Buddha. With an old tool called the Hammer and the sickle he writes a
paean on new sculpture called Marcuse Marx Blake as an epigram: poverty
is the lack of having human wants.

The number of colons surprised observers of time as a truism of seeing
others of it in observing clocks. The tower had a huge clock that
refuses to see all the time that it's observing the part of
observations.

Unknown to the Xaquesquesquians, the censer of Quicksilver made known
the ramifications of this fictional census created by his twin
Silverities. It also gave cautioned Quicksilver about the intent
Silverities to develop artificial inseminated guided imagery programmes
that would cue stimuli and make them undistinguishable as human
conceptions of differentiation or choice. In a swift coup, the secret
eyes of Quicksilver eliminated the ability of Silverties to think
differently and gave him in an honour now reduced into a small statue
called the Hieroglyphic Mummy.