QUEEN OF THE CASTLE

QUEEN OF THE CASTLE

I'm the Queen of the castle,
My dad's the dirty rascal.
He tried to make me clean my room,
Instead he faces centuries of doom.

Locked in the cupboard it's really the castle,
There guards my teddy General Prascal.
My mother tried to make me free him,
So I turned the light down low and dim.

And then when he fell asleep,
I cut his hair like shearing a sheep.
Then I put make up on his face,
And hit him on the head with my pretend mace.

He tried to escape late last night,
So I pushed him back in with all my might.
And then when I locked the door,
He yelled "this is against the law!"

Without his footie he went raving mad,
He shouted at me "you're very bad".
But what my dad doesn't know,
I'm letting his bathtub over flow.

It's now day three in the jail,
He's going to court to see if he can grant bail.
Judge Teddy says he deserves more time,
As he committed a serious crime.

So I forced him back to a smelly cell,
He thinks he is already in hell.
For company he has our dog Rover,
His life of crime will soon be over.

As he is now very weak,
I look at him like he's a freak.
He's like a man at circus square,
Who eats purple spotted mountain hare.

It's now day five,
He's barely alive.
After going out my mum's come home,
I bet she's going to have a moan.

Now my mum has let him out,
He looked in the mirror and boy did he shout.
So I am now grounded in my castle,
And now I am a naughty rascal.