Nonsense play

If I had to sell you with a single word, I'd scream 'PRICELESS'! Happy bidding now.

The story teller's voice was mild and pleasant, yet we could not see anything on the screen.

Don't make things complicated, please. There is no need of tears - look, my eyes are dry. Ah I see, there are onions in front of you. You'll be happier with them. I am no good, you know. Look at your arms - had enough scars? Every now and then I have the urge to beat you up, just...ah. I need a cigar.
They will be better to you - after few months, you'll be free. Just need to listen attentively to what they say and do it! I've been promised a good price. Will pay the rent you see. And the medication of your father. You don't want him to die, do you? Or you want me to put him to sleep?! Ungrateful child. Where is the bloody wine?!
The small white furry thing stood like statue on the wooden floor. With eyes so big and full of water as if they could explode, a real tsunami. Perhaps it was because of the smoke. That woman, or should I say that beast was smoking like an engine, don't envy her lungs.
Ah I know! That new Vietnamese restaurant! Oh my God I could buy two pints or even a box of chocolates! Do you think you are worth so much?
The old dog - the father was half asleep, maybe he could be sold as well. Nowadays they sell horse meat as beef, so does that mean that a dog, could be a chicken?
The morals of today - a game which has to be played. Said the beast and took the baby in her hands. Blanked out in the summer haze.
A story teller slammed the door shut and the mother - a monkey, became more humane. The two dogs were actually puppets with a sign on them: freed from the pain.