The Thrilling Adventures of Snotman AD2089

"Help! Help!"

The young women cringed before a threatening thug. His black ski mask, horizontally striped sweatshirt, lead shot filled sock and matching swagbag told her all she needed to know about his vile intentions. Grinning with evil glee he advanced towards her.

"Give us yer jewels or it'll be lights out!"

But suddenly the moon eclipsed, leathery wings were heard and the earth shook.

"Oh! Snotman! Save me! Save me!"

"I'm here to uphold justice and right wrongs, citizen"

"That man........."

The bad man was in fact bolting towards a nearby alley and if he hadn't automatically stopped to piss in it, he may have escaped. Snotman dropped to one knee, placed his right forefinger over his right nostril and shot a powerful jet of white snot at the petrified miscreant. Stringy mucous curled around his ankles like a South American bolus, and the thief fell to the ground, where further jets of snot pinioned his arms.

Placing the man in a convenient wheelie bin for later collection, Snotman turned to the beaming woman, so nearly another statistic in the second Dark Age.

"Oh Snotman, thank you! Thank you so much! How can I ever repay you?"

"No problem, citizen. Payment can be made by card, cash, bank transfer, bitcoin or fellatio."

"Oh".