Kankered

In concert tonight, leaving no room at all, is the late and fabulous
hope. Hope will be performing a once in a lifetime concert for you
miserable bastards, one night only. Come one, come all, most of you
will be turned away. Leave your children at the door, bring any
available pharmaceuticals. Please, no smoking. For the benefit of
starving worker ants in Ethiopia, please wear your AIDS ribbon. The
festivities will open with an appearance by Jesus and will close with
the disappearance of the Buddha. Please, no flash cameras. During the
event, some of you may want to relieve yourselves, please refrain from
doing it on any of our Gods. A program of events will be found under
the seat cushion of the third person from your left. Please remember to
wait until they are seated for both your benefits. Adjustment of
makeup, hair or skin color will not be necessary until after the show;
we know who you are. A ballet by the North Vietnam Choral of Rabid Bats
will not be performed, adjust your meds as required. Remember, no one
likes you and everyone loves the show. Sometime, late in the evening,
join in the sing-a-long to whatever the fuck you feel like singing.
Wipe after you eat and say your prayers before you shit. Some of you
may think of fleeing;-think again. Armed guards will approach a step
towards the door for each twitch caught on the infra-red. Continue
bleeding. Ninish will be dinner, and you will be served. Service will
consist of nine Mexicans in Spanish head dress with oblique knobs
hanging from their&;#8230;but I've said too much. Enjoy the show,
brought in this kids and send these for the time being exhibit small
regard to this last the first there end.