Or you could work at McDonalds

Hello, Robert, here are your TechClient results for 06/06/02

Company Applet Computers [ jobs ]
Industry Hardware/Software
Address Santa Clara Valley, CA
Job Title Technical Writer
Employment Full-time
Salary Range Salary is open
Posted 6/4/2002
Description Must have nine years of computer tech writing skills, a
diploma in computer hardware and related specs, must work well with
others, must have current server language skills in addressing key
issues such as the molecular structure of a bear claw. Must be willing
to meet deadlines before they are even set, must....let's face it,
you're not going to get this job. You see we must send these emails out
in order to fill our government regulated standards concerning filling
positions that we know no longer are useful to our company. You see,
you're YOU. YOU are probably eating Doritoes, on your fifth beer, and
it's probably not even noon. We know your type. You simply send resumes
out to recruitment offices thinking for some reason you're going to win
the job lottery. Well, you're not. We don't like your kind. Sure, back
in the 90's your kind thrived like wildfire and created the uber amount
of Dot Coms out there. Well, just look what your lazy asses did for the
economy. Munching donuts and making obscure references to comic books
like a couple of throwbacks from the movie Clerks is going to get you
no where in this new world where the head pigs have the leash. We're
back into the Bush years and your cynical Gen Xer attitudes are
dinosaurs in this brave new world. Good fucking luck, all the
best.Applet Computers