I Wanna Be A Pornstar!

"I wanna be a porn star

"Is that a statement or a fact, I mean, do you really wanna be one?

"Well, I have a big cock; my arse is damm sexy, why not? I love sex!

"Doesn't everyone, its not like you can sit there in your porn star interview saying 'I love sex' and they say, 'ok Dave, your hired'

"No, but I could demonstrate for them just to show them how much! Will you come with me; you're pretty hot, I could pound your tight little pussy and put a smile on your face at the same time as landing my dream job

Laura looks up momentarily and stares blankly at Dave and then continues to read the newspaper

"No

"Oh come on don't be shy, I'm sure you'd be a good shag

"What do you mean 'don't worry, your sure I will be a good shag;' I am a good shag thank you!

"Prove it

"What

Dave ambles over to her clumsily and kisses her neck, "come on, show me your stamina, and give me your best porn star look while I'm fucking you senseless

Laura turns to Dave with a vacant look, "want to put a tenner on it that I am a good fuck

"Oh yeah, your on, come on then, now

"No actually, make that 20.

"Now

"Right now

"Yeah right now

"What if frank comes home?

"He's out all day, and he's not going to just walk into my room, we will think of something.

"Your definitely gonna be 20 pounds down once I've finished with you, but just to be clear what are the rules of a good fuck?

Dave ponders that for about 2 seconds¦ "Ok, well firstly you have to suck my knob like it's the tastiest thing ever, then you have to offer me you pussy so I can lick you all over, then you have to do all the hard work, bounce around for hours and make me come all over your juicy pussy walls.

"So that's my target hey - ok, let me just finish this cup of tea

"No

"What

"Now

"Ok ok

Dave leads Laura up the stairs to his bedroom,

"You could have tidied a bit first

"Oh come on get into the porn star mood

"Your gonna love this Declares laura as she closes the door behind them.

2hrs later¦.

Dave limps meagrely to the bathroom, drained. His wrists are sore from the bath robe tie used to bind him, his nipples are red from the strength of Laura's bite, and his cock was limp and bruised. The successful sex session had caused his cock to explode not once but 4 times. Standing in the shower, Laura bounds in and nudges in there with him.

"You owe me 20 quid

"What

"Well admit it i'm a good fuck

"Phwhh you think so do you

"I know so, pass me the soap

"You were ok, but I'm not sure I can classify you as good; I mean you did the job¦

"You tight fisted bastard. You know that was the best fuck you have had in such a long time.

"Hummm, I've had better

"Yeah right, and anyway, you still reckon you can be a porn star, you have the stamina of a 90yr old with all your 'ouch, oww, be gentle'. It's a tough industry the porn business.

"Well I made you come

"Once

"That's all women can come

"Is it now¦more like that's all you can make women come! Well I would love to stand around and chat but I've got to get ready, i'm gonna go to the shops soon.

"Hi frank,

"Hi guys, how are my 2 favourite flatmates today?

"Fine

"Yep fine

"What have you been up to?

"Not much

"Nah nothing really

"So what's with the limp Dave?

"What limp, Dave winces in pain as he sits down.

"Have you guys been at it again, your like rabbits, oh and from the silence let me guess, it's the 'we hardly know each other' scenario again

Silence

"Dave, just give me that 20 quid I need to go and buy some food for dinner

"Alright babe, buy us some fags while your there

"What out of this 20, I earned this

"Yeah you earn it every week, Dave kisses his girlfriend passionately. If I didn't know that you love me I would swear you were only after my money.

"I am, next week it's gonna cost you 40 quid!