Your Girlfriend

Does she have her own friends, own room, own life?
Does she dance around to Marvin Gaye?

Does she get her toes caught in her knickers?
Does she wear her hair long and tangly?

Does she get so drunk she's sick and you only want to make her
better?
Does she dare to put her fingers in your mouth?

Does she tickle your feet to hear your secret laugh?
Does she defend your honour?

Does she smile when you leave and upon your return?
Does she give you her Kinder toys?

Does she listen to your stories just for your voice?
Does she hold you in your nightmares?

Does she skip down your street in the morning?
Does she forget herself in your company?

Does she lie for you, hide you, protect you?
Does she get chocolate round her mouth?

Does she sing you hymns to make you sleep?
Does she know your team colours?

Does she delight in the smell of you?
Does she amuse you with her antics?

Well of course she does.
Of course she does.
That's why she's your girlfriend.
Right?