[2] Two cows arguing over who pays the hotel bill.

'Don't have a man, cow!'. Daisy said.
'I don't care, I'm not paying! It was fresian in that room!' Ermintrude countered.
'Look, I've got no mooney with me! And I don't have any udder way to pay.' Daisy's eye was tearing up.
'Oh don't blub! You're such a sensitive cow, sometimes'. 'Trude slapped her tail hard on the coffee table for emphasis, knocking the tray of tea doings on the floor.
'You know I'm feeling low....' she tailed off.
'Yeah, and I'm horny so what? Let's get on our hooves and leg it out the fire exit. No use crying over spilt milk!'