As Any Fule Kno

Chizz, chizz,
no whizz for atoms
in Iraqistania.
The bully was expeld 'tho.

Bush Miner saw him orf.

Next up
for expelation
theres You-rain-ium
in Irania, as any fule kno!

Footnote:

Many thanks for the Member for the Chiltern Hundreds,
The Rt. Hon. Nigel Molesworth, Undersecretary of State for Education
for permission to reprint his work.