A Letter to 'NO'

Arthur, Arthur,
it won't hold water:
this obvious ruse,
it didn't oughter
fool the dullest,
feeblest fuck.
If you write like this,
I wish you luck.

Unique title
and story-line?
Yahweh said
'It's one of mine!'
Okay, my friend,
we'll allow the title,
but we warn you, sir,
such terrible shite'll

only reveal
the talent you lack
for writing - or selling -
you contemptible quack!
Oh, what a shame,
you're not even real,
and that we've missed out
on such a deal.

Footnote:
please see
http://www.abctales.com/story/arthurbookhouse/letter-noah-manuscript-sale