Mark Your Chosen Candidate.
By Ewan
Sun, 24 May 2009
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So the Chosen One is installed
safe and sound across the water,
while we are so desperate for our own
better-than-no-hoper that 'Call Me Dave'
might well do.
At least David has no blemish
on his character; inherited
means the most sure defence against a
temptation too much for most elected
humbuggers.
But the people will judge them
one fine election day; a time when
a cross can signal approval for once.
Let's gauge the wind direction by pissing
into it.
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Brilliant; last line is a
Permalink Submitted by threeleafshamrock on
Brilliant; last line is a killer. Sad thing is that poor old 'Call Me Dave' probably couldn't afford to be in the running...and anyway, any look-alike would all ready have had plastic surgery, long ago. Maybe if we made him a mask....
Chris ;)
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