Mark Your Chosen Candidate.

So the Chosen One is installed
safe and sound across the water,
while we are so desperate for our own
better-than-no-hoper that 'Call Me Dave'
might well do.

At least David has no blemish
on his character; inherited
means the most sure defence against a
temptation too much for most elected
humbuggers.

But the people will judge them
one fine election day; a time when
a cross can signal approval for once.
Let's gauge the wind direction by pissing
into it.