A FEW FAVOURITES

* WHAT DO U CALL DRACULA?
A PAIN IN THE NECK!!!

* wHY DO WE PLANT BULBS IN THE GARDEN...?
SO THE WORMS CAN SEE WHERE THEY R GOING!!

* wHAT DID THE HAT SAY TO THE SCARF?
U HANG AROUND AND ILL GO ON AHEAD!"!!!!
0LOLOLOLO

* JAY'S BEEN RUN OVER BY A CAR!!!
tim: HOW DOES HE FEEL?
TYired!!!

* DROWNING MAN....I CANT SWIM!!!!!!!!
jim: SO WHAT I CANT PLAY THE PIANO, BUT I DONT GO AROUND SHOUTING ABOUT
IT!!