rubbish poem im working on still

This tall tale begins deep in the heart of the Nile
about two young men, their adventures and trial

the two explored the world from birth to perth
they wanted to travel in space but couldnt get past mother earth

Anyway..back to the river, theyre on their boat
when suddenly a storm they faced and fought

the ferocious water lept at them striking fear into their hearts
like baked beans causing many a farts

they rowed for their lives
till finally they were forced to leave their hive
so they took a dive

The river was quiet and calm
but full of sand one could not see their own palm
but peaceful all the same away from harm

they held their breath for a minute and a second
that was as long as they could stay they reckoned

As they rose to the surface a spear flew and pierced the head of one
oh christ the other screamed this traveling is no fun!

he swam the dreadfull storm leaving his companion
till eventually he reached the grand canyon.

He fainted in exhaustion and awe
to see trials and tribulations were more