The Leper in the Corn (IP)

By Fat Dwarf

Sun, 31 Jul 2011
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Holden Caulfield sat way the hell up in bed wondering where the lepers went in winter and trying to decide whether he had the energy to snap a wet towel at the genitals of a jock in a houndstooth jacket or if he'd be better off making his way home by way of an unsatisfactory experience with a prostitute.

Certificate U
Story
Drama

Comments

Submitted by Highhat on
Some leperarachauns are funny but this is really really sad. I'm so sorry for this poor bloke. He has so much on his mind- it's a pity. Hope he gets home on time for tea with the missus and that he doesn't kick his dog!!

Submitted by celticman on
there's poetry buried in there somewhere!