BT Answerphone Lady

I love the BT answerphone lady
When I hear her computerised voice
I get images
Of Lily Savage
Wearing nothing but clown shoes
A policeman's helmet
And a lovely pair
Of Pat Butcher's earrings.

I'm sure that the BT answerphone lady
Is a stud muffin not just in the computer world
I tell you
I wouldn't mind her stuffing my muffin anyday!