Curtains

I like curtains
I have a collection
Me and my friend Gladys
Often get an erection
Over our collection
Of curtains.

Whereas Bob the farmer
Has a liking for pigs and sheep
Me and Gladys
Like to sleep
With curtains.

Gladys and I have set up a club
It's much better than the pub
We have a website:
www.curtainsarenice/meandgladys/bobsfarm.com
So why dont you log on?
And my curtains will turn you on!!

(NB.no animals were harmed in the making of this poem, and both the
poem and website are entirely fictional). Thank you- and keep lovin'
the curtains, after all,they are our future.